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The fact that women sometimes don’t have it easy with men is not disputed by anyone. Yes, men are partly eternal children, but can you imagine having such an infantile man at home that because of him you would be banned from entering a shop?
And as if that weren’t enough… imagine they give a lifetime ban to your entire family, and even threaten you with court! Something like that happened to a young woman who was allegedly sent this letter by the Tesco retail chain. Well… we’ll put it this way: This time you’ll cry with laughter and shake your head at the same time!
In the letter it grants her, her whole family, but above all her husband, a lifetime ban from entering any of our branches. You ask why? Well… read carefully, this will really blow your mind…
Statement from TESCO:
Dear Mrs. Hill, by this the management of the TESCO retail chain grants you, your entire family and above all your husband a lifetime ban from entering any of our branches. This step was forced upon us by the directly absurd and above all unacceptable behavior of your husband.
If you do not accept our warning we will turn to the court. To help you better understand our decision we enclose a list of incidents by which your husband continuously damages our brand, harasses our customers, employees, and repeatedly disrupts the operation of our stores!
Some of the incidents are captured on camera and we also have a number of witnesses among our employees, as well as customers:
What happened?
15 March: He took 24 boxes of condoms and put them into the shopping baskets of other customers while they weren’t looking!
21 March: In the watch department he set all the alarm clocks so they would sound one after another at 5-minute intervals!
27 March: He came to the checkout and in a serious tone told the cashier: “Code 3 in the home goods department, NOW!” .Because of that the employee left her post and alerted other staff, causing confusion in the store.
15 April: He placed a “Caution, wet floor!” sign on a section that was carpeted!
27 April: He set up a tent in the camping department and began persuading children that they could camp there if they brought blankets and pillows from the home goods department. More than 20 children followed him!
17 May: While looking at weapons in the hunters’ department, he began begging an employee to help him get antidepressants.
24 May: He ran up and down the store, looked suspicious and hummed the Mission Impossible theme.
11 June: He hid among the clothes hanging on a rack and when female customers approached, he started shaking them and shouting: “Pick me! Pick ME!
15 June: When he heard the announcement for customers, he lay down on the floor, assumed the fetal position and shouted: “No, no, not the VOICES again!”.
28 June: He took an XXL pack of condoms and asked a female employee where the fitting rooms are!
01 July: He went into a fitting room and after a while began shouting that there was no toilet paper there. One of the employees fainted!
