Joke of the day: Doctor, I have a problem

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Jan , 23. 12. 2025

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I suffer from premature ejaculation; when my wife just touches me, I almost immediately come.

My wife doesn’t get anything out of it

” She doesn’t like it at all, she keeps blaming me for it and she doesn’t even want to sleep with me anymore. What should I do? “

“I’ll tell you what to do, sir. Whenever you feel like it, you have to get really scared and it’ll pass. Try it and be sure to let me know if it helped. “

The next day

The man appeared at the doctor’s already the next day: “Doctor, that was a disaster. As soon as I walked away from you, I bought a starter pistol at the shop. I came home, my wife had just undressed in bed, so I jumped on her immediately. I stealthily hid the pistol under the pillow. Right away we did a 69.

Well, when my wife was sucking me for a bit, I felt I couldn’t hold on any longer, so I pulled out the pistol and fired. What can I tell you. My wife got so scared she almost bit it off, plus she sh * t on my face and a naked neighbor came out of the wardrobe with his hands over his head. “