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The fact that women often don’t have it easy with men is undeniable. Yes, men are partly eternal children, but can you imagine having such an infantile man at home that because of him they ban you from entering a store?
And if that were not enough… imagine they give a lifetime ban to your entire family, and even threaten you with court! Something like that happened to a young woman, to whom the Tesco chain allegedly sent this letter. Well… we’ll put it this way: This time you’ll laugh until you cry and shake your head at the same time!
In the letter it grants her, her entire family, but above all her husband, a lifetime ban from entering any of our branches. You ask why? Well… read closely, this will really blow your mind.
Alleged letter from TESCO:
Dear Mrs. Hill, hereby the management of the TESCO retail chain grants you, your entire family and, above all, your husband a lifetime ban from entering any of our branches. We were forced to take this step by the directly absurd and, above all, unacceptable behavior of your husband.
If you do not accept our notice we will turn to the court. To help you better understand our decision, we enclose a list of incidents by which your husband continually damages our brand, harasses our customers and employees, and repeatedly disrupts the operation of our premises!
Some of the incidents have been captured on camera and we also have a number of witnesses among our employees, as well as customers:
15 March: He took 24 boxes of condoms and put them into other customers’ shopping baskets while they weren’t looking!
21 March: In the watch department he set all the alarm clocks so that they would ring at once at 5-minute intervals!
27 March: He came to the cashier and in a serious tone told her: “Code 3 in the home goods department, NOW!” Based on that the employee left her position and alerted other employees, causing confusion in the store.
15 April: He placed a “Caution, wet floor!” sign on a section that contains carpets!
27 April: He set up a tent in the camping department and began convincing children that they could camp there if they brought blankets and pillows from the home goods department. More than 20 children obeyed him!
17 May: While looking at guns in the hunters’ department, he began begging an employee to help him get antidepressants.
24 May: He ran up and down the store, acted suspiciously and hummed the theme from Mission: Impossible.
11 June: He hid among the clothes hanging on a rack and when female customers approached, he began shaking them and shouting: “Choose me! Choose ME!”
15 June: When he heard the announcement for customers, he lay down on the floor, assumed the fetal position and shouted: “No, no, those VOICES again!”.
28 June: He took an XXL pack of condoms and asked an employee where our fitting rooms are!
01 July: He went into a fitting room and after a while began shouting that there was no toilet paper in there. One of the employees fainted!
