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The fact that women often don’t have it easy with men is undisputed. Yes, men are in part eternal children, but can you imagine having such an infantile man at home that you’d be banned from entering a store because of him?
Lifetime ban
And if that weren’t enough… imagine that they give a lifetime ban to your entire family, and even threaten you with court!
Something like this happened to a young woman who the Tesco retail chain allegedly sent this letter to.
Well… we’ll put it this way: This time you’ll cry with laughter and shake your head at the same time!
In the letter they grant her, her entire family, but especially her husband, a lifetime ban from entering any of our branches.
Alleged letter from TESCO:
Dear Mrs. Hill, hereby the management of the TESCO retail chain grants you, your entire family and especially your husband a lifetime ban from entering any of our branches. This step was forced upon us by the downright absurd and, above all, unacceptable behavior of your husband.
If you do not accept our notice we will take the matter to court. To help you better understand our decision we enclose a list of incidents by which your husband continually damages our brand, harasses our customers and employees, and repeatedly disrupts the operation of our stores!
Some of the incidents are captured on camera and we also have a number of witnesses among our employees as well as customers.
What the man did
15 March: He took 24 boxes of condoms and put them into other customers’ shopping baskets while they weren’t looking!
21 March: In the watch department he set all the alarm clocks so that they would all ring simultaneously at 5-minute intervals!
27 March: He approached a cashier and in a serious tone told her: “Code 3 in the home goods department, IMMEDIATELY!” .As a result the employee left her position and alerted other staff, causing confusion in the store.
15 April: He placed a “Caution, wet floor!” sign in the area where the carpets are!
27 April: He set up a tent in the camping department and began convincing children that they could camp there if they brought blankets and pillows from the home goods department. More than 20 children listened to him!
17 May: While looking at weapons in the hunting department, he began begging an employee to help him obtain antidepressants.
24 May: ran up and down the store, acted suspicious and hummed the Mission Impossible theme tune.
11 June: He hid among the clothes hanging on a rack and when female customers approached, he began shaking them and shouting: “Pick me! Pick ME!
15 June: When he heard the announcement for customers, he lay down on the floor, assumed the fetal position and shouted: “No, no, those VOICES again!”.
28 June: He took an XXL pack of condoms and asked a saleswoman where our fitting rooms are!
01 July: He entered a fitting room and after a while began shouting that there was no toilet paper there. One of the employees fainted!
