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What would a man’s dream relationship probably look like? How should the perfect woman behave according to a man?
What should she do?
And what phrases should she say, or definitely not say?
Today we’ll look together at the phrases that every man would really like to hear from a woman
“Go have a beer, I’ll wait at home and when you get back, we’ll get it on.”
“Hey, shouldn’t I ask my friend to join us for a threesome?”
“I know I’ve gained weight, so I won’t ask you.”
“I love your mom and I don’t mind how she behaves at all.”
“Forget about that cleaning, don’t help me at all, I’ll take care of everything, okay?”
“Look, screw the romantic movies, let’s have a beer and play GTA instead, yeah?”
“Just one? Please, go for at least six, going for just one is pointless, right?”
“I just wanted to say that the dirty toilet and the socks on the floor don’t bother me at all.”
“So you’re going to a work party where all your colleagues will be? That’s great, really enjoy yourself!”
“What? We have an anniversary? Please, forget about that.”
“I love anal!”
“Please, forget about any healthy food and eat something proper for once. Here, have a sausage and a beer.”
“Check out that woman over there! She’s got an ass, right?”
“What’s wrong with me? Well, of course I’ll tell you. I’m just feeling unwell.”
“Look, I don’t talk about you with my girlfriends and I never will, it’s our relationship, so I’ll keep everything to myself.”
“What, Milan is drunk? Then bring him to our place, he can of course sleep over.”
“Hey, don’t fix it, I’ll handle it, so why would you bother? Relax.”
“A new porn video with your favorite actress came out, shall we check it out?”
